johninderby Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The work of the devil. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 WTF is that all about?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johninderby Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Apparently it's a camping loo roll holder. Hang it from a tree or something and put the cap on to keep it dry afterwards. John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It has to be over, no question. I cant believe some barbarians would willingly go under! Dont talk to me about the stuff we had at school, flat sheets of what seemed to just be small sheets of tracing paper! Many days of ring sting followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex97 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It has to be over, no question. I cant believe some barbarians would willingly go under! Dont talk to me about the stuff we had at school, flat sheets of what seemed to just be small sheets of tracing paper! Many days of ring sting followed. They were dark days at school with the cheap toilet roll. Sometimes I'd use the glass paper from RM as it was softer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOFX Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 We had the tracing paper at school. It just smeared the poo around .We occasionally had to collect it to do sendaas tracing paper. Bloody funding cuts ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I do hope you cleaned it first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53HRA Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Has to be under for me,can't stand it the other way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 Another member of the 'wrong club'. I expected better standards, Mr Sehra, better standards.... Of all forum members, you were in the least likely to enter the vat club....amazing how quickly things change 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autobutcher Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 If I nail the wrong hanging heathens to a cross, can they still fit in the vat of righteous oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted August 11, 2014 Author Share Posted August 11, 2014 They certainly can! Bring forth thy nailed up heathens, the vat receives all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shdaxner Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I am abit weird with toilets....all toilets must be cleaned inside and out, along with top and underside of seat before I can take a pew, dropping the kids off with no protective landing area is not an option as even minor splashback will result in me crying into my cornflakes. Toilet paper must be of the high quality variety (I recommend the Andrex shea butter loo roll, feels like you have moisturised after cleaning!!) The way my loo roll hangs is of the least importance to me, with two toddlers running riot round the house I am lucky if I can find the loo roll before actually having an accident so once I have found the roll I do not let it out of my sight until its duties have been fulfilled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autobutcher Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Once I've took the time and effort to nail the heathens to a cross, with my own nails I might add, I had better not hear anyone say that they are the wrong way up or there will be trouble! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53HRA Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Another member of the 'wrong club'. I expected better standards, Mr Sehra, better standards.... Of all forum members, you were in the least likely to enter the vat club....amazing how quickly things change One shall not indulge in raising higher standards to accommodate the position of loo roll,therefore i am Manny and will apply the execution of boiling oil. See what i did there? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trophy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Next poll - are you a a neat folder or just grab a bunch and wipe? Fold all the way and the folds have to be symmetrical in length.......yes i know, far too much time on my hands. Under should be illegal, nothing worse than trying to get some paper and it is stuck to the wall after someone had a shower and the steam on the tiles soaked up into it like a wick and turned the whole roll into a fat wet lump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste001 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Has to be under for me,can't stand it the other way Come at us noj ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53HRA Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Come at us noj ! I think it's when you break it off the role When it's over and you pull the whole role goes loose,but when it's under it breaks at that piece. This can be the justification of our choice agreed Ste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste001 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I think it's when you break it off the role When it's over and you pull the whole role goes loose,but when it's under it breaks at that piece. This can be the justification of our choice agreed Ste? Yes ! Also other reasons that are weird like when under it stays put once the windows are open but over flaps about and unravels on the floor. Plus it looks neater running down the wall than just sitting out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurcyP Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) real men just use their bare hands to wipe ..get in there real good and dig it allll out .. Edited August 12, 2014 by PurcyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trophy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 real men just use their bare hands to wipe ..get in there real good and dig it allll out .. I wonder how many levels that would be wrong on? nail hygiene would slide a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 I think it's when you break it off the role When it's over and you pull the whole role goes loose,but when it's under it breaks at that piece. This can be the justification of our choice agreed Ste? Without wishing to urinate upon your bonfire, your logic is flawed: by hanging over, it is simply a case of unravelling the required amount of sheet age with the right hand, then, hold the roll with the left, just above the correct perforations, and tear off, with no chance of unravelling. Hanging under makes this an far more tricky process, and is at the very least likely to lead to sheet wastage, at worst, a great unravelling around the foot area. In respect of 'wind unravelling', I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I've never experienced such an event, or met anyone who ever has. Our bathroom window is always open, and even on the stillest of days, there is always a draft within the house... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddyt Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 loo roll? I wipe on the cat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoothybb Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 How TF is this thread still going???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupar Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 As long as i dont breakthrough with my index finger and start performing key hole surgery im not fussex what way it lies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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