Win a ECX Circuit, rap a rhyme to win big time!

[marksandsparx]

My first ever race was when I was thirteen, 

I was not fast but defo was keen!

I had an old tamiya ta02

But that was pooh!

 

I got to third in my class

my car was still slow but I had it very wide!

Me, I was king, Thought I was master

But no, what's this? What a disaster

 

See I had forgot to tighten a nut

So there I was, stuck in a rut

I gave up trying I was only fourteen

Lost interest and no longer keen

 

15 years later and almost 30

My muscles ache and legs are achy

1st day racing with my M05

I came last but god I'm ALIVE!

 

So this is my RC story so far

Can't be arsed, so off to the bar

By the time I come first next time

Hopefully I'd have learnt how to bloody rhyme!!!

 

[DeadMeatUK]

Let me tell you a story of great woe

It

[epons300]

Most people go out bashing,
Others go out to race,
Driving hard or crashing,
Everyone loves the chase,
Loving every minute,
Sun,rain,wind or snow,
People bought together,
Over things we love and know.
Rougth terrain,mud or gravel,
The skys and water bound,

United in our passions
King of hobbies has been crowned

Edited November 23, 2013 by epons300

[Mini the minx]

The word competition i heard cry

To win an ECX circuit truck in the blink of an eye

The rules are explained by the boss Nicko

The members are to write a fun ditto

Mini's brain it went about whirring

And the words they started a swirling

The ditto was duly written

And she hopes they like it and are smitten

As a new rc for her birthday this Friday

Would be awesome and as some might say tiday (tidy)

So with luck on her side, and a wink of her eye

Mini hopes to win what money can't buy

Edited November 23, 2013 by Mini the minx

[J.K]

To the Haribo tune:

Kids and grown-ups love to buy, ECX models from HPI!

[Feedtheinferno]

I have two Baja's ones a beater

The second one I call neater

The first normally comes last

The second is a blast.

And for a while neither have driven more than a metre.

[chewbacca]

There once was a tall RC basher

who went by the name of "chewbacca"

to win this competion

he couldn't help wishin'

So thought hard and wrote down this cracker.

 

 

Having read Marcus F's top submission

I'll have to concede this competition

The point can't be finer

The man is a rhymer

Therefore I've aborted my mission.

Edited November 28, 2013 by chewbacca

[BigJayB]

Dont have a clue if this is good enough but i really tried lol  more of a nice catchy poem that explains us and what we are about!

 

Nitro Petrol Electric.

Its all the same.

A rc perfection ready to be tamed.

Give us the controllers

and let us hop up our rollers

and Bash into the night, till were shaking from the shoulders.

you see? 

we are all the same too

mad hat hooligans and buddys all in the same group

but what is this sport

its about Fun

the lot of us all hooked from the repairing to the racing the sport full of glories thats in our blood

so im going to close the story and let this chapter end

just remember we are all rc nuts, but on a more important note *RC FRIENDS*

Edited November 23, 2013 by BigJayB

[GilbertRC1]

This one goes out to my Hpi Brama 10b.

This ones for you brama

To say sorry for when I harmed ya

I drove you into a pool

At first it was cool

Then you wouldn't start

But you were still a work of art

So then I fixed you

Cause that's just what I do

I promise you brama

I will never ever harm ya

Again

I think that's enough now Ben!

[catalin4u24]

I had a few, I may buy more

 

But wifey thinks

 

I have a whore... 

 

I like them all, I drive them good

 

Until they break, then I get rude

 

RC's I mean... 

 

Don't get this wrong!

 

This game that ends 

 

In a bing-bong

 

Money well spent.

[Zenton]

I'm new to the world of remote controlled cars

But I've already four, including parts and spars

My favourite is a Stampede VXL

It fun to drive but as to the price, my wife I'll never tell

[Connall]

Jingle bells, your Vorza smells,

Its gearing is really bad,

You broke a part, it cost a lot,

Now your really sad,

 

Jingle bells, your Baja broke,

It crashed into a tree,

Suspensions dead, the oil bled,

Now your on your knees.

 

Jingle bells, your savage flew,

Right into A bush,

You drove it out without a doubt,

Now its off again!

[ollietheox]

Hi, my names Oliver, my friends call me Ox.

Ive never owned an RC thats fresh out the box.

My fleet consists of second hand thunder tiger trucks,

As RTR models cost a few more bucks.

 

Id love to own a Losi Five or Blackout XB,

But my budget extends to something thats made by Acme.

So for now I'll run my bashers within an inch of their life,

And put up with the grief I constantly get from the wife.

 

**(Cue Westwood style explosions and references to large canines).**

[tom's rc]

I have A bullet flux, it cost me A few bucks but fortunately  it scares off all the ducks!

It gives me loads of fun, because its faster than a gun, and thats how its done!

Edited November 25, 2013 by tom's rc

[Rossyra]

Traxxas are red, Associated are blue,

My Ansmann is broken, my HPI too.

 

What I need now is a new RC car,

That ECX would sure take me far.

 

Christmas comes early if I were to win,

I'll put my old bangers straight in the bin.

 

Hammer the throttle on my neighbour's lawn,

Most fun you can have with your clothes on.

 

My neighbour is angry he's called the police,

I really didn't mean to disturb the peace.

 

Save it for the track I hear you cry!

Without any trouble there it will fly!

 

Big air over jumps and sideways round bends,

Bouncing on humps the pleasure never ends.

Edited November 25, 2013 by Rossyra

[Nitroholic]

Don't know if I am eligable for this contest....but whatever

 

Here's my little ditty entitled 'Ode to Fried-Electrics'

 

My new XERun came from China

For power there just was none finer

But quick as a flash

It turned into ash

And the warranty claim said 'decline-her'

[Nick]

Keep them coming guys! Some great ones so far.

[epons300]

Nick mate i know it says one per person,due to lack of entry's can we enter more mate 

[PurcyP]

..no

[Krazykars]

RC or ARSEY, that is the question

Love RC, when it works

Get ARSEY, when its dead

Build RC, all the night

I'm ARSEY, its getting light

Race RC, for the thrill

So ARSEY, with the bill

Bash RC, with a friend

We're ARSEY, it has to end

Always RC, Never ARSEY

You See? ...  NO! ...RC!

[Sharkfat78]

Here's a little story all about how

RC flipped and turned my life upside down

Just reading the forums and saw this competition

So here's a limerick to explain my addiction.

 

In Kettering, Northants I was born and raised

On the playing field was where I spent most of my days

Bashing, crashing and catching big air

Driving through mud without any care

When a couple of guys, man their rigs were good

Started bashing Baja's in my neighbourhood

I had one sniff of petrol and things got hazy

The wife said, "If you think you're having one of those, you're crazy"

 

I scrimped and saved and asked questions on here

Showed the wife videos until things became clear

Holding onto HPI like a dog with a bone

But I thought nah forget it, I'll just buy a clone

 

I got the box ripped open about seven or eight

And yelled to the wife, "Off for a bash, smell you later!"

Fell in love with the Baja since the first day I saw em'

Picked myself up a cracker thanks to Modelsport forum.

 

 

 

 

 

[Tug]

Here's a little story all about how

RC flipped and turned my life upside down

Just reading the forums and saw this competition

So here's a limerick to explain my addiction.

In Kettering, Northants I was born and raised

On the playing field was where I spent most of my days

Bashing, crashing and catching big air

Driving through mud without any care

When a couple of guys, man their rigs were good

Started bashing Baja's in my neighbourhood

I had one sniff of petrol and things got hazy

The wife said, "If you think you're having one of those, you're crazy"

I scrimped and saved and asked questions on here

Showed the wife videos until things became clear

Holding onto HPI like a dog with a bone

But I thought nah forget it, I'll just buy a clone

I got the box ripped open about seven or eight

And yelled to the wife, "Off for a bash, smell you later!"

Fell in love with the Baja since the first day I saw em'

Picked myself up a cracker thanks to Modelsport forum.

Copyright aside, WINNER!

[Hyper-d]

when I drive my nitro the fumes go straight to my head. it goes zoomzoomzoom crash bang dead!

when my mate drives his leccy it goes zoomzoomzzz.......wait no ....the batteries are dead!

[Nick]

Come on guys, get those last entries in! Judged tomorrow!

[Firestarter0]

I got a blitz, it moves in fits,

made it from a firestorm with extra bits, now,

its on the heap 

the diffs just creak

and the hub at the rear was just too weak, to,

take my beating,

race and bashing,

an ECX Circuit would keep me crashing.