Jingle bells, your Vorza smells,
Its gearing is really bad,
You broke a part, it cost a lot,
Now your really sad,
Jingle bells, your Baja broke,
It crashed into a tree,
Suspensions dead, the oil bled,
Now your on your knees.
Jingle bells, your savage flew,
Right into A bush,
You drove it out without a doubt,
Now its off again!