marksandsparx Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 My first ever race was when I was thirteen, I was not fast but defo was keen! I had an old tamiya ta02 But that was pooh! I got to third in my class my car was still slow but I had it very wide! Me, I was king, Thought I was master But no, what's this? What a disaster See I had forgot to tighten a nut So there I was, stuck in a rut I gave up trying I was only fourteen Lost interest and no longer keen 15 years later and almost 30 My muscles ache and legs are achy 1st day racing with my M05 I came last but god I'm ALIVE! So this is my RC story so far Can't be arsed, so off to the bar By the time I come first next time Hopefully I'd have learnt how to bloody rhyme!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadMeatUK Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Let me tell you a story of great woe It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epons300 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) Most people go out bashing,Others go out to race,Driving hard or crashing,Everyone loves the chase,Loving every minute,Sun,rain,wind or snow,People bought together,Over things we love and know.Rougth terrain,mud or gravel,The skys and water bound,United in our passionsKing of hobbies has been crowned Edited November 23, 2013 by epons300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini the minx Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) The word competition i heard cry To win an ECX circuit truck in the blink of an eye The rules are explained by the boss Nicko The members are to write a fun ditto Mini's brain it went about whirring And the words they started a swirling The ditto was duly written And she hopes they like it and are smitten As a new rc for her birthday this Friday Would be awesome and as some might say tiday (tidy) So with luck on her side, and a wink of her eye Mini hopes to win what money can't buy Edited November 23, 2013 by Mini the minx 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.K Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 To the Haribo tune: Kids and grown-ups love to buy, ECX models from HPI! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feedtheinferno Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I have two Baja's ones a beater The second one I call neater The first normally comes last The second is a blast. And for a while neither have driven more than a metre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewbacca Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) There once was a tall RC basher who went by the name of "chewbacca" to win this competion he couldn't help wishin' So thought hard and wrote down this cracker. Having read Marcus F's top submission I'll have to concede this competition The point can't be finer The man is a rhymer Therefore I've aborted my mission. Edited November 28, 2013 by chewbacca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJayB Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) Dont have a clue if this is good enough but i really tried lol more of a nice catchy poem that explains us and what we are about! Nitro Petrol Electric. Its all the same. A rc perfection ready to be tamed. Give us the controllers and let us hop up our rollers and Bash into the night, till were shaking from the shoulders. you see? we are all the same too mad hat hooligans and buddys all in the same group but what is this sport its about Fun the lot of us all hooked from the repairing to the racing the sport full of glories thats in our blood so im going to close the story and let this chapter end just remember we are all rc nuts, but on a more important note *RC FRIENDS* Edited November 23, 2013 by BigJayB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbertRC1 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 This one goes out to my Hpi Brama 10b. This ones for you brama To say sorry for when I harmed ya I drove you into a pool At first it was cool Then you wouldn't start But you were still a work of art So then I fixed you Cause that's just what I do I promise you brama I will never ever harm ya Again I think that's enough now Ben! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catalin4u24 Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 I had a few, I may buy more But wifey thinks I have a whore... I like them all, I drive them good Until they break, then I get rude RC's I mean... Don't get this wrong! This game that ends In a bing-bong Money well spent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenton Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I'm new to the world of remote controlled cars But I've already four, including parts and spars My favourite is a Stampede VXL It fun to drive but as to the price, my wife I'll never tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connall Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Jingle bells, your Vorza smells, Its gearing is really bad, You broke a part, it cost a lot, Now your really sad, Jingle bells, your Baja broke, It crashed into a tree, Suspensions dead, the oil bled, Now your on your knees. Jingle bells, your savage flew, Right into A bush, You drove it out without a doubt, Now its off again! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollietheox Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Hi, my names Oliver, my friends call me Ox. Ive never owned an RC thats fresh out the box. My fleet consists of second hand thunder tiger trucks, As RTR models cost a few more bucks. Id love to own a Losi Five or Blackout XB, But my budget extends to something thats made by Acme. So for now I'll run my bashers within an inch of their life, And put up with the grief I constantly get from the wife. **(Cue Westwood style explosions and references to large canines).** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom's rc Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) I have A bullet flux, it cost me A few bucks but fortunately it scares off all the ducks! It gives me loads of fun, because its faster than a gun, and thats how its done! Edited November 25, 2013 by tom's rc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossyra Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 (edited) Traxxas are red, Associated are blue, My Ansmann is broken, my HPI too. What I need now is a new RC car, That ECX would sure take me far. Christmas comes early if I were to win, I'll put my old bangers straight in the bin. Hammer the throttle on my neighbour's lawn, Most fun you can have with your clothes on. My neighbour is angry he's called the police, I really didn't mean to disturb the peace. Save it for the track I hear you cry! Without any trouble there it will fly! Big air over jumps and sideways round bends, Bouncing on humps the pleasure never ends. Edited November 25, 2013 by Rossyra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitroholic Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Don't know if I am eligable for this contest....but whatever Here's my little ditty entitled 'Ode to Fried-Electrics' My new XERun came from China For power there just was none finer But quick as a flash It turned into ash And the warranty claim said 'decline-her' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted November 26, 2013 Author Share Posted November 26, 2013 Keep them coming guys! Some great ones so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epons300 Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Nick mate i know it says one per person,due to lack of entry's can we enter more mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurcyP Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 ..no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazykars Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 RC or ARSEY, that is the question Love RC, when it works Get ARSEY, when its dead Build RC, all the night I'm ARSEY, its getting light Race RC, for the thrill So ARSEY, with the bill Bash RC, with a friend We're ARSEY, it has to end Always RC, Never ARSEY You See? ... NO! ...RC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkfat78 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Here's a little story all about how RC flipped and turned my life upside down Just reading the forums and saw this competition So here's a limerick to explain my addiction. In Kettering, Northants I was born and raised On the playing field was where I spent most of my days Bashing, crashing and catching big air Driving through mud without any care When a couple of guys, man their rigs were good Started bashing Baja's in my neighbourhood I had one sniff of petrol and things got hazy The wife said, "If you think you're having one of those, you're crazy" I scrimped and saved and asked questions on here Showed the wife videos until things became clear Holding onto HPI like a dog with a bone But I thought nah forget it, I'll just buy a clone I got the box ripped open about seven or eight And yelled to the wife, "Off for a bash, smell you later!" Fell in love with the Baja since the first day I saw em' Picked myself up a cracker thanks to Modelsport forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tug Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Here's a little story all about how RC flipped and turned my life upside down Just reading the forums and saw this competition So here's a limerick to explain my addiction. In Kettering, Northants I was born and raised On the playing field was where I spent most of my days Bashing, crashing and catching big air Driving through mud without any care When a couple of guys, man their rigs were good Started bashing Baja's in my neighbourhood I had one sniff of petrol and things got hazy The wife said, "If you think you're having one of those, you're crazy" I scrimped and saved and asked questions on here Showed the wife videos until things became clear Holding onto HPI like a dog with a bone But I thought nah forget it, I'll just buy a clone I got the box ripped open about seven or eight And yelled to the wife, "Off for a bash, smell you later!" Fell in love with the Baja since the first day I saw em' Picked myself up a cracker thanks to Modelsport forum. Copyright aside, WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-d Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 when I drive my nitro the fumes go straight to my head. it goes zoomzoomzoom crash bang dead! when my mate drives his leccy it goes zoomzoomzzz.......wait no ....the batteries are dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 Come on guys, get those last entries in! Judged tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestarter0 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I got a blitz, it moves in fits, made it from a firestorm with extra bits, now, its on the heap the diffs just creak and the hub at the rear was just too weak, to, take my beating, race and bashing, an ECX Circuit would keep me crashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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