FartyMarty Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish........................................49 Adventurous...............................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking..........................Ugly Beautiful....................................Pathological liar Contagious Smile........................Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure.....................On medication Feminist.....................................Fat Free spirit..................................Junkie Friendship first............................Former **** Fun...........................................Annoying New Age...................................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded.............................Desperate Outgoing...................................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................................Sloppy drunk Professional...............................[CENSORED] Voluptuous................................Very Fat Large frame...............................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate........................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm [CENSORED] A recent scientific study found that women find different male Faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripon Racer Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 LMFAO rofl rofl rofl rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam C Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 LMAO nice one mate!!! rofl rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antnee Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 rofl rofl rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex199020 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 rofl rofl brilliant nice one. You forgot the study on female hormones in beer though A recent study reveilded (sp) that there are traces of female hormones in beer. A team of scientists carried out and experiment. They took 100men and got them to drink 8 pints each. The following was observed 100% of the men 1.) Gained weight 2.) Talked excessively without making sense 3.) Became overly emotional 4.) Couldn't drive 5.) Failed to think rationally 6.) Argued over nothing 7.) Had to sit down while urinating 8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong No further testing was deemed necissary (sp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FartyMarty Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 Nice one I'll add it to me list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samij121 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 rofllmao rofl rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy122 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 rofl rofl rofl All Soooo TRUE!! Nice 1 Ziggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kroozin Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 hhahahaaaaaa lol thats a classic this should be pinned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KizZ Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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