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Hi Joe, I am a newbie and still running in my carson but my mate is a member of the Exeter club http://www.exeterrc.com who have off road race meetings at Torquay, Ashburton, Taunton and Cornwall as far as I know. A lot of fun as I went to a few before buying my Carson, my first race will be at the Cornwall meeting in Feb, can't wait!! all the best.

Still running in my Carson Attack Evo but its pretty durable, took off the other day (low battery in handset??) drove up a bank at full speed and cleared a 10 foot ditch full of water!!! before narrowly missing a tree and coming to a standstill in the undergrowth. Thought i would be in for some repairs, managed to get across the ditch, switch off and inspect, not a scratch PHEWW!! luckily I had'nt fitted the steel 20 and 46 tooth spur gear yet otherwise I don't know where it would have ended up. £438.35 plus postage & packing from hobbeytech, very good buy if you don't mind the fact that its a clone.

I guess I was just lucky but I paid £404 for mine its gone up already!!, bought set of four chrome wheels & tyres & shock sox the whole lot cost me £472 inc. postage. The postage was 28.50euro just over £19. Took it out over the weekend after running it in, WELL chuffed apart from driving it into a fence and ripping the aerial out, hitting a kerb and shifting the engine forward on its mounts, 1/2 hour and its fixed and ready to go again. YEEHAAA!!

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After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Saddam is still alive', Saddam decides to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game. Bush opens the letter and sees only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H". He can't figure it out, so he asks Karl Rove. Rove suggests that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code, so Bush sends it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, can't figure it out, either. He suggests, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's smart." But Dr. Rice is baffled, too. As Bush is pondering the mysterious message lying on the desk before him, Colin Powell enters the Oval Office. When he sees the paper and reads what is written on it, he asks, "Sir, where did that come from?" Bush replies testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Saddam. But what the hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?" Powell clears his throat and replies, "Mr. President, I think you've been looking at the message upside down rofl

435.125 GBP as per XE.com

:hyper: :hyper: It's here!!! and wow I may be a newbie but this looks absolutely superb, just got to run it in!! Is it advisable to use after-run oil in these two strokes? The manual is a little on the light side. Can't wait till the weekend

rofl rofl rofl Bloody good

Nice one I'll add it to me list.

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Cant wait should arrive next Wednesday, run it in just in time for the xmas hols!!

Thanks everyone for your help & advice. I ave gon for a Carson Attack Evo, low starting price, to make sure that me and the grandson like it and when we have caught the bug, as if we havent already, it'll be spend, spend, spend. Hopefully post some pics when we have run it in and learnt how to run it!!

Just taken the plunge and ordered the evo with the smaller wheels?