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Can't believe one or two songs mentioned are actually in my collection................ Enough of that, I have quit a list of tunes that make my urine boil but the all time hateful selection of audio agony is from a TV advert. Turn up the speakers boys and girls and get hold of some you don't mind smashing................

Come on button!!!!!

You cant beet a Red wine frrrrp the morning after a good Bar b que...... Especially with a well timed quilt waft............ All the married folkes know the quilt waft rite???

Suposedly two slices of toest,prepped pot noodle (pref bombay bad boy) bacon and laced with Cathedrel grated cheese, Under the grill until the cheese boils. Mate of mine scrans this after a good p1ss up. Top tip, When bladdered do not cook soup in the kettle it ruins breakfast the next mornig.

I'd rather eat toilet paper (used)

You can TXT "E" to 118800 and apparently has the same effect.

Hi All, You may already have heard about this but early next week all UK mobiles will be on a directory which will mean that anyone will be able to access your numbers. It

Frozen is better for you than fresh and it hits the Nitrogen hours after picking were as market fresh can be days old at least. Unless its poly tunnel fresh then that's the way to go.

Cant understand why anybody would go to Pizza Hut when there is normally a Pizza Express within minutes on the same retail parks and its proppa Italian Pizza's coocked by chefs for less money

Russ swift eat your heart out................

Can somebody translate this for me??