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  1. whats the diffrence between slows down and gets slower, definition wise?

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      you can slow down your acceleration, which means that you are still getting faster, but at a slower rate.

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  2. WOW a tax rebate - Now what shall I spend my £8.36 windfall on?

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      Wonder what they are going to offer as compensation when they finally get it back up and running.... Suffering withdrawal systems..

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  3. How do you expect kids to listen to their parents... Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 320 MPH, Sleeping beauty is lazy, and Snow white lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave! They get it from their story books !!!

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      this is why we need fairy tales for kids, so they can learn to tell the difference between fantasy and fact. Worked ok for the last few hundred years and more than ever it is needed now.

      I will now climb down off of my soapbox :)

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  4. How do you expect kids to listen to their parents... Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes back home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the king of thieves, Batman drives at 320 MPH, Sleeping beauty is lazy, and Snow white lives with 7 guys. We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave! They get it from their story books !!!

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      This would be hilarious if it where not for the fact that I recently heard some leftwing fool in Govt spout something similar in an attempt to get some books removed from schools.... shame about the state of some people's warped minds..

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  5. whats better hpi blitz or traxxas slash 2wd?

  6. blasting some sabaton while doing the housework

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      your doing the housework whilst updating your status? Wish my housework got done whilst I was sitting at my PC.

      :)

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  7. There shall in that time be rumours, of things going astray. And.. and there shall be a great confusion, as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lyeth those little things, with a sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lyeth... the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

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  8. There shall in that time be rumours, of things going astray. And.. and there shall be a great confusion, as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lyeth those little things, with a sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lyeth... the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

  9. Enjoying last night of work, just been given my redundancy cheque.... now sensible head on and make it last, or time for an Short Course truck....?

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      IT Security stuff, boring really, but government cuts always hit IT first, then 6 months down the line they realise they made a mistake and start re-employing people - hopefully.... :)

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  10. Is trying to pee and poo at the same time!

    1. bbadger

      bbadger

      i really hope you where on the toilet at the time.

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